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Frosty the snowman used to sell us lots of dope.
We’d get so high and stare at the sky
And forget about things like soap.
With his water pipe and his raw red nose
And two eyes black as coal.
Frosty wore the strangest clothes
And staying stoned was Frostie’s goal.

 

One day the narcos came and they shot Frosty down,
No one wondered then why dead Frosty had a frown.
Frosty the Snow Man is an urban tale they say
He sold lots of snow but the children
Know how he came back to life one day.
There must have been some juju in that monkey mask they found,
For when they placed it on his head he began to dance around.

Frosty the snowman threw a party, yessiree.
And the children say he could kill and slay
Just the same as you and me.
Snorty, snort, snort
Snorty, snort, snort
Look at Frosty go!
Snorty, snort, snort
Snorty, snort, snort
Snorting hills of snow!

Frosty the snowman knew how to get revenge.
So he said to the narcos "Let's you run
And I’ll have some fun, as I blow you away."
He chased them down through the streets of town
With a pistol in his hand,
Shooting here and there all around the square
saying “Of narcos I’m no fan.”

He chased them through the streets of town
’Till he shot ‘em at the traffic stop,
And he didn’t pause a moment when
He heard the narcos beg “Please stop!"
For Frosty the Snow Man had some men to slay.
He stood and smiled for quite a while
For his killers he had put away.


Frosty the Snow Man threw another party, yesiree!
To his friends he waived goodbye saying:
"Don't you cry, I'll be back if needed one day."
Snorty, snort, snort
Snorty, snort, snort
Look at Frosty go!
Snorty, snort, snort
Snorty, snort, snort
Snorting hills of snow!
 

Here is another oldie that I wrote back when Sex, Drugs and Rock-n-roll were the in thing. In other words back when people had sense.
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