I have decided that the TV network executives are totally insane. A bunch of know-nothing jerks who wouldn't recognize a good idea if it waked up and bought them lunch. To be specific as to the reason for this realization, I submitted a number of program ideas to the major networks and got a lot of snippy letters in return. I was called among other things "idiotic," "a numbskull," "a social maladroit with anti-social tendencies" and my favorite "totaly barren of any worthwile ideas."
I ask you, really, wouldn't you want to watch the following shows?
Fornicating With the Stars?
So You Think You can Cuss?
America's got Perverts?
Jumping the White House Fence?
Cut the Right Wire or Die?
I mean, just what is wrong with any of these ideas? With decisions like these, it is no wonder at all that the major TV networks are in trouble.