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I have decided that the TV network executives are totally insane. A bunch of know-nothing jerks who wouldn't recognize a good idea if it waked up and bought them lunch. To be specific as to the reason for this realization, I submitted a number of program ideas to the major networks and got a lot of snippy letters in return. I was called among other things "idiotic," "a numbskull," "a social maladroit with anti-social tendencies" and my favorite "totaly barren of any worthwile ideas."

I ask you, really, wouldn't you want to watch the following shows?

Fornicating With the Stars?

So You Think You can Cuss?

America's got Perverts?

American Pick-Pockets?

Jumping the White House Fence?

Surviving Dachau?

Cut the Right Wire or Die?

I mean, just what is wrong with any of these ideas? With decisions like these, it is no wonder at all that the major TV networks are in trouble.

This is an example of why the local law enforcement authorities like to see me busy, with no spare time in which to think up mischief.
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TexasPanda Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Lmao,great titles👍🐼😂😂😂
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grassa48 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks.
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dalek-hal Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2016   Traditional Artist
the Networks are dying. See if you can get them on Youtube!
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grassa48 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Question. Is your sense of humor as dry as mine, or did you not realize that this was humor? (PS, I'm on pain-killers right now.)
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dalek-hal Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2016   Traditional Artist
Yeah, I know you were kidding. Just occurs to me somebody on Youtube might've actually tried one or more of your ideas. they'd make a mess of it of course. Then they'd say they were just foolin' around, did it for a lark. As though they could make something good, if they  really wanted to.
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grassa48 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I thought you were on the ball. You are right about Youtube, people do some stupid stuff on there.
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dalek-hal Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2016   Traditional Artist
Even when they do something good, why do the commentaries always turn into a nasty flame war?
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grassa48 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Because anonymity encourages cowards and the immoral to say things that they wouldn't dare to say in person. The same thing happens here all the time, don't cha know. 
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dalek-hal Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2016   Traditional Artist
Yes, though i haven't many problems with it over time. Here it's just getting them to speak at all!
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zombieshuffles Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2016
Hear hear! I want audition for all those shows, except jumping the White House fence... Way too tiring. ;)
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