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It is time and past time for me to post something. Here are three poems inspired by various muses.


First, let me share a poem that was inspired by the following photo: Checking In At the Garbage Can, the Stare

Scavenger Squirrel

Who's that beast by the garbage can,
Who'll find food there if he can,
At least that is his rodent plan?
Scavenger Squirrel, Scavenger Squirrel, Scavenger Squirrel!

Who burries nuts in your flower bed,
And drops nut hulls on your head,
Then gnaws a hole in your storage shed?
Scavenger Squirrel, Scavenger Squirrel, Scavenger Squirrel!

 Whose depredations have never ceased,
Uses the bird feeder for a feast,
Who is a pain in the arse at least?
Scavenger Squirrel, Scavenger Squirrel, Scavenger Squirrel!


Next permit me to share a short piece of verse that was inspired by a wonderful photo of a feral cat posted for all too short a time here on DA. The photo was deleted before I could post the poem.

The Feral Cat's Motto

Kitty, kitty in the yard,
Thinking she is Leo-pard
Kitty, kitty roaming free
Says "There's just no caging me."


Lastly here is a parody of a song often sung on "Big Bang Theory." If you watch the show and don't recognize the song get a keeper as you are an idiot.

Hard Demon

Hard demon, cold demon
Little ball of hate.
Vicious demon, brutal demon
Waits outside my gate.
Grrr, grrr, grrr.

I hopes that you get your enjoys!


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pokemonwarriorcat Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2016  Student General Artist
These are really good!
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grassa48 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Thankee muchly.
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pokemonwarriorcat Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2016  Student General Artist
No problem!
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KingOvRats Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2016   Traditional Artist
Nice poems again! The last one I saw being parodied in a couple of ways already cdn.meme.am/instances/56593435…
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grassa48 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I thought I saw a puddy tat. Wait. No. Wrong situation. I thought I saw a bandwagon drive past. Yes, that's what I meant to say.
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